confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

by CrunkDawg October 22, 2003

Configglestain

The act of staining your nice dandy pair of board shorts

I was reaching for my longstocking and I sprayed a configglestain onto my dockers.

by Dweump master June 15, 2010

confunggled

Confused with a bit of fun

Man I'm so confunggled

by Raner April 21, 2014

Confuggled

Being confused, but your confused by what your confused from

Bro I'm confuggled asf rn

by 6 chicken mcniggas October 4, 2022

Conflingeld

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025

Confingle

to accidentally mix up or tangle multiple things—physical or emotional—while trying to organize them.

dude i confingled my wires and i think i just got shocked with 1000 volts, i can see fucking colors

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jesus fucking christ what the hell do you mean you can see colors

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nevermind

by shut up you stupid idiot October 25, 2025