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Confizzled 

A word douche bags use instead of saying confused.
Person 1: Do you like him or not?
Person 2: Dawg, i'm CONFIZZLED
Confizzled by JessicaBALLS August 25, 2010

confizzled 

Having so much emotions(confusion) that you can't use proper English.
Sarah was so confizzled when picking high schools.
confizzled by mimi1136 August 7, 2014

Confizzled 

To be ‘Confizzled’ is where you are confused with the current situation in front of you (or in the world at large) but at least you have champagne.
At the black tie soirée last week, Martha slapped Olivia with a side of smoked salmon despite not having spoken to her before.

I was drinking Moët, utterly confizzled, and didn’t know what was happening at all!
Confizzled by T444MPS July 30, 2020

confuzzled 

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up
Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.
confuzzled by Lysithia September 7, 2011

confuzzle 

literally a mix between the word confuse and puzzle.
You confuzzle me you know that?
confuzzle by Maureen Johnson December 18, 2008

Compizzled

When you are confused and also pissed (drunk.) A part of the losictionary, a dictionary founded between two friends, Lois and Rosie. Also the song, "Get compizzled a lot... la la la la la la..."
"Damn, You're as compizzled as hell, James!" said Andy, as he saw his drunk friend try and work out why all the lights at the crossing were red.