The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
Get the masturbatory contingency mug.Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."
"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."
"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."
"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
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verb (used with object)
1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012
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Is a person, place, or thing that surpasses normal expectations to become something much greater in quality or precision.
Is a person, place, or thing that surpasses normal expectations to become something much greater in quality or precision.
1. "Yo I'mma go bonfingley my outfit up!"
2. "I dare say! That accent bonfingleys perfectly with his attitude"
3. "Bonfingley my ride!"
2. "I dare say! That accent bonfingleys perfectly with his attitude"
3. "Bonfingley my ride!"
by The two Cs and a smolder December 24, 2010
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