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The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.
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HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!
by therocker11 January 17, 2009
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confident 7

The confident 7 is the last chick you can meet out at the bar. You are barely interested in her, nothing more than maybe a brief conversation and the intentions of having a one night stand. She however is confident and thinks that she is an 8 or 9, or even worse a 10. In this scenerio, she might blow you off, not give you any receptive attention, even though she really isn't worth the time.

To further explain, normally when out at the bar there are 7s, 8s, even sometimes 9s who have lower self-esteem. Not the confident 7. They are the worst. Sometimes you won't even be able to fully identify if she is indeed a confident 7 until you have put in your entire night's worth of gaming on her and at the end of the night when you are expecting sex, she might not even give you her number.
Mike: "Dude, what do you think of that girl at the bar? She's kinda cute right? I bet I could probably slam it tonight."
Tom: "Don't waste your time. I introduced myself to her and she blew me off. And she really isn't even that cute."
Mike: "The confident 7s are the worst!"
by PDM1 August 15, 2010
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LA Confidential

LA Confidential is one of the best marijuana strains out there. Hard to find but if you have it you know your living the good life. Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill namechecked it in some of their songs.
"Yo, this nug of LA Confidential is gonna be tight as hell."

"Ya man lets smoke it already."

(5 minutes later)

"Where the fuck am I? Am I a dude or a chick?"
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LA Confidential

Where two people do something most likely hook-up and keep it only between them ( Lowkey)
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overly confident beard guy

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
by fahey123 March 30, 2009
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college confidential

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010
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confident

An act of being brave,Like going into war,causing emotional tears for wife/husband and children.Which will make you emotional also.
"I'm brave,I'm confident,I'm strong,I won't give up
by DerpyUnicorn October 23, 2016
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