cones 

one's parents

Sheila don't know who her daddy cone is.

cones by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Cones 

A way of smoking weed or tobacco normally the words used by Australian ehsays, it’s the thing u put the weed in on your bong, can range from large cones to small ones.

“Hey cuz surely let’s go smoking some cones”
“For sure brother”

Cones by Oi_lets_smoke_cones April 26, 2019

cones on cam

To partake in the consumption of cannabis via bong whilst being in a Skype video call with one or more people who are doing the same. Usually done in conjunction within the playing of video games.

Alex: "Let's hit up some Fistful of Frags"
Marcus: "Mate. Cones on cam first"

cones on cam by Dr. Habib April 21, 2016

cones are out 

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

cones are out by C February 24, 2004

Punchin' Cones 

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.

<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay

Punchin' Cones by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009

Crinkle Cones 

Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.

Dude, that chick at the beach was pretty hot but she had full on crinkle cones.

Crinkle Cones by The Colonel November 10, 2005

Inverted Traffic Cones 

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

Inverted Traffic Cones by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010