Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.

A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.

by Deliver Us From Partisan Assholes March 25, 2004

Contage

When someone coughs or sneezes near someone and they catch the illness

Be careful she might contage you

by Wz.dd September 6, 2021

conager

a sad little man who just needs a hug.

see that guy over there who's always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that's a conager.

by ?lolwut? August 31, 2013

conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

Contage

A montage/collection of condoms.

You can choose from my contage collection.

by Third Timer November 14, 2011

condogenation

Concatenation for dog-lovers

I thought "&" meant condogenation.

by XIU October 6, 2010

congagestion

When a conga becomes congested; a slowdown in a conga line.

There's a lot of congagestion in that party.

by Inktoo August 5, 2022