BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
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Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.
1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
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A phrase being a conclusionary statement.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.
conclusionary statements:
In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)
In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)
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*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
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Person B: "Oh..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."
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After a night of drinking concussion water...
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
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Get the Concussion Water mug.Messy, splintered into 1000 pieces, all over the place, yet meticulously together and beautifully chaotic. A description of pivitol points in the music of the legendary band Nirvana. "Organized Confusion" is the name of the demo recorded by Kurt Cobain in December 1982 at his Aunt Mari Earl's house. Today is February 20, 2015. Kurt Cobain was born on February 20, 1967, and died by self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head on April 5, 1994. He would have been 48 years old today.
Equipped with his electric guitar, Earl's bass, an empty pink Samsonite suitcase and a set of wooden spoons, 15 year old Kurt Cobain set about laying down tracks on Earl's TEAC A-2340 recorder. He named the resulting demo Organized Confusion.
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