concious

aware of and responding to one's surroundings.

Im so self concious

by OshaUwottm8 July 23, 2016

concious snoring

heavy breathing and deep nasal sounds coming from a slightly overweight pot smoking male.

Hey i think tawd is sleeping. No he cant be because his eyes are open. he must be concious snoring.

by snoreface October 31, 2007

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

confurious

Confusion and extreme anger.
Feeling angry for no good reason

When windows blue-screened on bootup, Jim was confurious.

by SwimNurd October 6, 2005

Confucious

Cun-few-she-us
Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

by -6C- July 27, 2016

floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

by Kieushly August 3, 2007

Confurious

A state of rage co-mingled with confusion, generally involving some sort of failure of interpretation.

I seriously cannot find this address, this map is making me confurious.

by dd88fosho October 4, 2010