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Cumbender

When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.
Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.
by Holldaddy August 24, 2019
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Confederate flag bikini

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."
The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons
Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender
by BZDS PG July 5, 2010
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yolo contendere

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020
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Conbeer

A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.
"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"
by phil1974 December 14, 2006
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conTinder

a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
by McNullty February 28, 2013
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confederosexual

A confederate who is only attracted to his/her cousins.
"Did you hear? Nik is a confederosexual!"

"I had a feeling since he's always sucking face with his cousin and saying "those damn liberals"."
by Thedreammemeteam April 19, 2018
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