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Contusion

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.
"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."
by ILDISTURBED7 December 17, 2008
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"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
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by CoreyTech June 18, 2018
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Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.
Man, that must've been an ego contusion
by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019
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toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event
“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion
by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021
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