Conscience

your heart telling you what you should do, but can listen to your mind instead and not do it.

Bob :my conscience is telling me, i should talk to her.
Randy: dont listen to it, shell kill you :O

by JessicaGrant July 14, 2011

conscience

conscience = inhibition, caution...
Prosceince = no inhibition, no caution

Proscience = Dont think, just drink, and use your dink or what ever the omnipitan one gave you...

HAHAHAAHaaaa

by Coookie Monster June 16, 2005

Conscience

A dj that’s weak af

Conscience played a weak ass set last night

by YunglilT June 18, 2019

ConScience

Conscience is to Con-Science... aka Bend Reality
Science is just the faith that the future will behave like an observed present, now known as the past.

Once you discover what conscience really is you'll start to con-science and bend reality

by Coco Kolombia July 7, 2021

Conscience

No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.

Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2023

Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010