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Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.
I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis
by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008
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mdg computers

MDG (acronym) = My Data's Gone

A garbage computer manufacturer in Canada that sells computers made from parts that fell on the floor from a real manufacturer's shop. Their alledged "customer service" and "technical support" is far from helpful. And their sales reps only knowledge is how to juggle numbers around to make the consumer think they are getting a deal when they're really not.
I bought a computer at MDG Computers and the harddrive crashed. MY DATA'S GONE!

I called MDG Tech Support for assistance and they put me on hold for 15 minutes because they were too stupid to know the answer.
by Canadavey December 30, 2006
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computerus

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.
It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.
by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013
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Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig
Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq
by Carlos September 24, 2004
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Computers

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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computergeist

A demonic or spiritial possesion of a computer
I experienced a computergeist today.
by preston compo November 17, 2007
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