Comausrer

A word that means nothing

Man 1: I hate you.
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: Fuck you.

by BGASPH September 7, 2022

Computor

Used when someone is unfamiliar with a computer, or computer related project.

OH GOD WUT, HOW THIS GET HERE. I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH COMPUTOR.

by The village moron January 7, 2010

CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

Compulsory

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.

"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."

by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014

house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

by meow power November 10, 2009

doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009