computanese

the technical computer terms

Carl always be talkin that computanese, and we just dont understand!

by ijhb January 25, 2008

compramegaphobia

Fear of purchasing possessions that are both large and expensive.

I was thinking of buying that big flat screen set, but had a severe case of compramegaphobia.

My compramegaphobia prevents me from buying a condo, but doesn't hold me back from renting my nice two bedroom apartment.

by BostonAdam1000 September 11, 2006

Compucated

adj. portmanteau of computer and complicated
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.

"I'm going to export this csv shopping list to your Google calendar so that you can synchronize it with my tablet, and we can hit the store."
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"

by tronglodyte December 26, 2014

Compurator

A casual insult used by a small sect of Minecraft nerds; a mispronunciation of the word "comparator."

Man, you're such a compurator sometimes.

by ch0c0cat June 23, 2019

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

comerapeme.com

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator

comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

comperate (v)

1. To find a conglamerate very cunning
2. To release Pelvis Fluids

I comperated into my woman

by Halomantis February 24, 2004