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Compromised Sphincter

When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.
“his farts don’t make noise at all, he def has a compromised sphincter.”
by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025
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emotionally compromised

Feeling mixed emotions, conflicted. Often implies an inability to feel and express primary emotions (love, fear, anger) without dissonant conflicts brought in from earlier issues or experiences.

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"I just got a text from my BFF Becky. She said she just kissed Johnny. That's a problem, because I like Johnny, and Becky's not even hot. Now I'm emotionally compromised (smashes pink SUV into completely innocent person's car in mall parking lot)."

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by al-in-chgo August 23, 2010
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morally compromised

When someone has forgone their own moral values in exchange for something else. It is literally a compromise between two sides of negotiation - one's conscience and morality vs. some form of gratification. These exchanges are usually short-lived and promptly regretted.
Jessica morally compromised herself cheating on her boyfriend out of spite.
Judas morally compromised himself betraying Jesus for money.
Rapper 6ix9ine morally compromised himself betraying his gang by snitching.
by Gilgamesh100 April 7, 2021
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Emotionally compromised

Being unable to make rational or logical decisions due to slight/extreme emotional feelings.
Tom is a pilot. His wife and children passed away yesterday due to a car accident. Therefore, the airport believes it is best that Tom doesn't fly for a couple of weeks because he may be Emotionally compromised
by Wulfsaieko December 5, 2022
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GOP Compromise

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then you target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.
Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt-down his mom gave him one cookie.
by Libertatis October 3, 2013
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GOP Compromise

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then your target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.
Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt down his mom gave him one cookie.
by Libertatis October 3, 2013
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Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.
Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!
by HavenB January 29, 2009
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