Oh, I'm going to complain.
Hym "You'd better BELIEVE I'm going to complain! If I ever stop complain it means that the brain fluid finally got me. But that's what makes you a retard and me a genius. I don't need even a single person to care. None of you need to care... All I need... Is one single person to (both) know who I am... And have a bad day... And there are an infinite number of bad days to be had... And EVERYONE... Knows who I AM... And your dad looks like a bitch. And so do you."
by Hym Iam January 30, 2025
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When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.
She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.
He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!
by QuinnTay February 6, 2012
Get the Complain-Bragging mug.Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.
Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.
Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.
by Likesototallyrandom September 2, 2010
Get the Complain brag mug.This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.
It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again
It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again
Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train
When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train
When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.
by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013
Get the Complain Train mug.A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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