Complain 

Oh, I'm going to complain.

Hym "You'd better BELIEVE I'm going to complain! If I ever stop complain it means that the brain fluid finally got me. But that's what makes you a retard and me a genius. I don't need even a single person to care. None of you need to care... All I need... Is one single person to (both) know who I am... And have a bad day... And there are an infinite number of bad days to be had... And EVERYONE... Knows who I AM... And your dad looks like a bitch. And so do you."

Complain by Hym Iam January 30, 2025

Complain 

make a mournful sound.

"let the warbling flute complain"

Complain by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Complain-Bragging 

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

Complain-Bragging by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

Complain brag 

When someone brags by 'complaining' about something. We all know a person like that.

Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.

Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.

Complain brag by Likesototallyrandom September 2, 2010

Complain Train 

This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.

It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again

Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train

When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.

Complain Train by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day 

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006