uranate like a competitive equine

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

by Telephony January 20, 2011

Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.

"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.

by Robofish May 14, 2015

competitive racism

the opposite of casual racism where the racists compete against each other.

*Competitive Racism*

John: I hate Asians
Bobby: I hate Asians more than you!
Sebastian: Yall noob acting hating on Asians big ego where I'm here the best at it! NO CAP!

by StickyFingers27 April 19, 2023

competitive cheerleading

Cheerleading that is not on the sidelines cheering on a sports team, but it's own independent sport. Competitions are held to judge teams on things such as their tumbling (gymnastics) and stunting abilities. Much training and a higher skill level is imperative to succeed at competitive cheerleading.

Most competitive cheerleaders are allstar cheerleaders, which are cheerleaders not associated with a school.

The movie Bring it On is about two competitive high school teams.

by HeeheeHaHa January 16, 2004

Competitively Racist

Unlike being casually racist which is in a less serious and often lighthearted jab between friends or in a friendly setting where political correctness is a non issue, competitively racist is a serious form of racism calling for the violence or even genocide of a race in a serious matter (regardless of skin tone anyone can be competitively racist)

Those black lives matter folks said "kill all white people" they are competitively racist

by insanegod October 6, 2018

Competitive Cheerleader

A girl or boy who competes in cheerleading competitions with their cheer team. They are strong, spirited, and sportsmanlike. They flip, twist, and bend their bodies into pretzel forms. They perform two minute and thirty second routines consisting of stunts, jumps, tumbling, and dance, complete with a variety of exaggerated facial expressions. They are committed to their sport and their team. Cheerleading is their passion.

Erica on Cheer Extreme is a a very talented competitive cheerleader

by thecheerforcegirl April 20, 2011

Competitive Salary

When your salary is competing against your bills.

The company promised a competitive salary but didn't specify the nature of the competition.

by Rhaydden April 17, 2023