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Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.
Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
by TowrPowr July 31, 2012
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Serial Commissioner

A person who commissions a bunch of art online, usually of their OCs.
"I just got commissioned by a Serial Commissioner again."
by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020
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commishion

This is how geniouses spell commission.
Winfred said, "I will obey the great commishion."
by winfred September 11, 2004
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Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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