Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

homeostasis

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Homeostasis

The act of keeping your cum warm and fertile

hey dude did u here about carl, ya his homeostasis was wack now he shoots blanks :(

by BrodyDavis69 May 29, 2019

Homeostasis

(noun) An overload of gayness that results in someone's motor skills halting for a short period of time.

My friend and I were going to hang out later, but I had to wait nearly an hour because he had already gone into homeostasis.

by Mex-sicko February 19, 2011

homeostasising

Homeostasis but a verb.

Oh no I stopped homeostasising.

by i really like to do things November 15, 2022

Chromeostasis

the tendency toward a relatively stable equilibrium of the amount of chromehearts between interdependent elements, especially as maintained by aura farming processes.

Juliany had to put on the chromehearts ring to maintain chromeostasis at all time.

by Juliany2k January 7, 2026