Comcast

1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.

1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.

by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009

Comcast

also known as worddowntime/word

Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.

by tehehehe November 8, 2003

Comcast

Its the new "C" word, meaning to Go Fuck Yourself

Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast

Hey, COMCAST

by GOFURSELF February 12, 2015

Comcast

The devils front company

Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil

by acherus May 13, 2005

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Comcast

Verb. When a company or person commits to deliver a solution and or meet you at a specific time or window and ends up delivering or arriving sometime shortly after that time / window.

To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.

Would you like t o setup your service from 8-12 or 12-4? 8-12 please. When they show up at 1:00 after requesting the 8-12 they have comcasted you.

by Swotz April 30, 2010

Comcast

A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?

Some people confuse Verizon with Comcast because both of their logos are red and black.

by Home slice September 16, 2005