One who cannot or will not commit to anyone in any given relationship, although they make sounds to the contrary. It is what happens when the player tries to "settle down" and moves into serial monogamy.
Bill told Sandra she is "the one" for her birthday, again. He's done that 7 of the last 9 years they have been together but never pops the question; he's such a commitmentphobe.
by FriarPablo December 9, 2005
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Guy 1: "So, did you already move in together with her?"
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."
by tony_tiger February 24, 2008
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Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment
by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016
Get the amazon prime and commitment mug.a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023
Get the Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend mug.The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17
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Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment
Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment
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