Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

by Trauwyn June 10, 2005

Combing my hair

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006

combing the dog

ie - Got nothing going on; bored to death.

Girl, "hey Jim, what's going on tonight?" Jim replies, "Just combing the dog".

by EarlZelli December 5, 2016

back combing bitch

Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.

Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki

Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!

by CJ2019 February 10, 2017

scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.

He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.

Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?

by kipperburn October 18, 2007

e-combing

the act of searching the Internet for a particular item.

After many hours of e-combing, she found her perfect island destination.

by Bonnie Keenan April 15, 2008