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Comcast

A company that spends all its money on advertising and thus has none left over for customer service.

Also see monopoly
Hey, keep that frustrated customer on hold while we finish our latest 'Comcast Triple Play' ad.
by Degu June 29, 2008
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Comcast

A company that will steal your money, and live you homeless.
Comcast bill "Your remaining balance is 200$"
Customer " Wow this guys are crazy"
by Tight_pussy January 10, 2014
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coaster buddy

Someone who you would go on a roller coaster with in order to keep you company. Without a roller coaster buddy, it would have to be pretty embarrassing to be the only one in your row on the coaster train. It is a known fact that single people want roller coaster buddies.
Joey: Will you be my coaster buddy?
Rachel: Sure, I'll keep you company on the roller coaster.
by raging bully April 15, 2009
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comcast

Exclamation. Used to express disdain, frustration, and general malaise with emphasis.
1. Comcast! I ran over my mailbox.
2. That was the most comcasting awful movie I've ever seen.
by Comcaster May 21, 2013
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Comcast

A piece of shit that won't let me play league of legends without using a 9 foot dildo to fuck me in the asshole. While i play i will disconnect 9 times and in between those times I will be anally fucked in the ass by comcast so deep to where the head of comcasts dick will come out my mouth.
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coastly

/ kohst-lee / noun
1. A maritime mindset or perspective.
2. A tranquil state of mind when one is near the sea; the region adjoining it.
3. The state of one's ideas, when on the land next to the sea; seashore.
"I'm feeling quite coastly today."
"I had some coastly ideas by the bay today."
by Bksweeting May 14, 2023
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space coast high school

A school full of hoes and fuckboys. Some fights and a bad football team. The middle schoolers are literally 5 feet tall and they all think they’re cool. Bunch of scooter fags & potheads
by TheBoyB December 2, 2017
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