Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

John Coltrane

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.

Start out with blue trane.

by 10 December 26, 2004

Caltrain Simp

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

coloratura

1. An intensely beautiful style of singing. It is characterized by flowery, extravagant passages and lots of trills and runs.

2. A coloratura soprano, meaning a soprano who sings the coloratura style.

3. A role in an opera or musical which employs coloratura techniques.

Contrary to popular belief, any properly trained vocalist can sing coloratura--it is not limited to sopranos.

1. "Every Valley Shall Be Exalted" is a coloratura aria.

2. Beverly Sills is a coloratura soprano.

3. The Queen of the Night is a coloratura role.

by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006

Contract Killer

an assassion for hire. paid to kill, and not leave a trace of evidence that can lead back to the customer.

I'm a contract killer, for my last hit i was paid $60K.

by Ric0 September 14, 2007

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

by FoulMe January 4, 2012

Radio Free Colorado

Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.

Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.

Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.

by Radio Surfer October 20, 2009