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masturbatory contingency

The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
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cofting

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.
- Dude what's up? You look tired!
- Yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!
by GonzoL July 25, 2011
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upon seeing the Kirkland brand items at a friends house I said "OMG you shop at Costingtons too?"
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You costing

It means that you are causing a problem or you are a problem in a particular situation
“You costing us with this lift
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Couting

Participating in the calling-out culture.
The couting trend on social media is getting out of control, people who are always trying to score couting-points are insufferable to be around. Don't be a couter, just don't!
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Coling Morgana

A fan name used for actor Colin Morgan by Kayla and Elise.
A typo to some but it is infact Colin Morgan's real name.
OH MY GOD COLING MORGANA WE LOVE WHEN YOU WEAR BLUE
by blueshirtsarecool July 27, 2010
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Collingwood

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.
Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second
by Cwood January 20, 2019
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