Colpaca

A Colpaca is a cross between a Cow and an Alpaca, this animal was first created in the mind of 'Medina' (AKA: Xero or Me).

The Colpacas live in the Empire of Colpaca, Medina is the current Emperor of the empire.

by Medina July 7, 2004

colpuy

When you are annoyed at your friend for bothering you all the fricken time, just tell them that you they are a colpuy. This word tells them to go away and be a carrot until you want to talk to them again.

Annoying person: Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're weird and funny...(continues talking)\
Victim: Stop being a colpuy!

Annoying person: Sorry, I'll stop now

by Im amazing try me 123 February 18, 2020

colpophilia

pervert attachment to the vagina.

He has been trying for years to pull away from colpophilia.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2010

colpean

to fuck very hard; completely and utterly destroy someone in the bed.

I colpeaned your sister last night!

by Pure x Speed 43 June 28, 2011

colposinquanonia

To estimate the hotness of a woman by the size of her boobs.

Because of his tendancy towards colposinquanonia, he is getting divorced for the 4th time.

by Shiney Dinosaur August 9, 2009

Pat colpoys

a raging deuschebag no matter where he lives who enjoys long walks on the beach sucking D.A dick and masturbating to dog fancy

Why is you dog fancy all sticky... did u pull a pat colpoys ?

by chafehey August 12, 2011

colpolingus

another term for cunnilingus.

Colpolingus is an execrable act.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010