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colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!
I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.
by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007
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colostomy bag

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)
ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow
by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007
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Colostomy-bang

The act of using one's colostomy-bag port as a vagina, or other preferred fuck hole.
Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.
by Mikey b 650 March 8, 2011
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colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.
Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.
by skoto August 19, 2018
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colostomy bag

a bag you shit in through your chest
sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003
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colostomy chug

When one runs up to someone with a colostomy bag and pulls it off said person and chugs its contents.
I shuked more when I saw Ron's dad do a full on colostomy chug then when I saw his mom's birthfart.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.
I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.
by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004
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