Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!
I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.
by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007
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Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.
by Mikey b 650 March 8, 2011
Get the Colostomy-bang mug.A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.
Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.
by skoto August 19, 2018
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by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003
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