Coloring

(Verb) to go to the bathroom and jerk off

“Teacher, may I go to the bathroom to do some coloring?”

by Ermes, the Thug of Tug December 18, 2025

Coloring Book

The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.

by windexter August 24, 2003

coloring books for christmas

The cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. Used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger SayUncle of Knoxville. USA.

"Sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for Christmas."

by comatus November 20, 2009

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

coloring the sky

Jacking off to gay midget porn

Ew Tommy was caught coloring the sky.

by Derek Schaub November 1, 2015

Coloring a cock

Seizing the day. Waking up at sunrise with vibrance.

"Wendy is coloring a cock before everyone wakes up for breakfast."

by BitchPie November 26, 2022

coloring hand

Mostly used when commenting on and complimenting art: refers to the artist's choice in colors in a color scheme. A good coloring hand in any painting or drawing takes advantage of complimentary colors (example: blue, green, and or purple) and or conflicting colors (example: red and green)and makes the picture clear. A bad coloring hand is one where the colors conflict so much that it becomes too busy and complex on the eye therefore confusing the viewer.

The artist's coloring hand is best shown when he's using earth tones rather than just using solid colors from the color wheel.

by kurogane7 February 16, 2009