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Colónize

To ruin something by discovering it for the white people. From Cristóbal Colón. who opened the Western Hemisphere to conquest in 1492.
We got to watch Miley Cyrus totally colónize twerking
by Leslie Doppler September 14, 2017
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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017
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colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass
Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass
by aussyj August 16, 2017
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Colonize the moon

Hey did you take Iris’s Virginity yet?

No She only let me Colonize the moon.
by Rooster Poppo September 26, 2018
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To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
by kk_a December 28, 2024
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Coronize

Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/

An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.
Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!
by A.M.M.S March 23, 2020
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Colonie Central High School

Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.

The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.

Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.

In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.

The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.
by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010
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