coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

Coloniser

Someone who tries to homewreck a relationship with knowledge that that relationship exists

“I heard Alice tried to colonise Chad and Stacy’s relationship”
“Alice is such a Coloniser

by Sik_As_Frick_Booi November 22, 2019

Colonesian

Noun

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people

Winston Peters (Māori politician from New Zealand): "Here's the rub if you are Māori. We are not indigenous (to New Zealand.)"

"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"

by Bloody Sāmoan December 19, 2023

clonesexual

When you find clone troopers from star wars very very hot

Oh Jerry came out as clonesexual so now he's being called gay

by BryannaLoren December 21, 2023

Colonesian

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves

2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent

3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.

"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"

"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"

by BroIsAfraid December 9, 2023

Being coloneled

The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion

Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week

by Horst von Hubert May 11, 2024

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023