by pytheprince October 8, 2017
Get the flow colombo mug.A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.
Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)
Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree
They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction
Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)
Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree
They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction
Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo
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The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.
"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"
"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
by EWMB March 4, 2018
Get the Colombian Landslide mug.White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.
Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!
This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.
White Colombian
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!
This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.
White Colombian
by The guitar player November 12, 2013
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"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
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Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
Cam2cam fuck that, that bitch has a high tech ColCumCam, I don't mess with Colombian Bears..
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by anonymous June 15, 2021
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Originated in Colombia.
Originated in Colombia.
by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013
Get the Colombian Surprise mug.The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.
Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."
Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"
Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"
by PeterTosh December 15, 2011
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