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Cologne

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”
by nctlover December 14, 2021
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Cologne Guy

A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
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by glovebutton February 18, 2014
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cologne cloud

The environment-destroying cloud of stank that surrounds a person who has overdosed on the fragrance.
"Dude, that guy had a serious cologne cloud happenin. I can still smell that shit 2 hours aftyer he left."
by Kim K January 16, 2006
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Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
by Sevhakop December 20, 2008
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cologne knowledge

When you have so much cologne on people can smell you from a mile away. When people know you enter the room by your scent. When someone can smell your clothes and know they belong to you.
Wow Dave, your sweatshirt is blessed with cologne knowledge!
by NBS Team July 24, 2009
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cologne zone

The radius from which an individual's cologne or perfume can be detected. Ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and slutty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more.
If Jr. has a date tonight,I must make an effort to stay outside of his cologne zone.
by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011
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Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.
Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.
by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013
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