Jack Collins

jack collins is typically referred to as being a ladies man and wants to dog the boys every weekend
thinks he knows all when he doesnt, commonly has a girlfriend for less than a month and very jealous

"Hey Jack collins, wanna hang out?"

"nah i cant im busy"
"oh wow dog the boys why dont ya"

by michael forwick September 22, 2019

Misha Collins

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.

Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!

by hellobeautifulxx August 4, 2009

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins

Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin

by Double triple July 24, 2016

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

collinpotato

A potato whose name is Collin. Native to the Chicago area, CollinPotatoes typically will not respond to your messages on Skype.

A wild CollinPotato appeared!

by not smartguy27 May 18, 2014

Misha Collins

• Actor. Baker. Candlestick maker.

• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.

• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.

• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).

• The Overlord.

• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.

• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.

• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.

• Dislikes Donald Trump.

• Former White House Intern.

• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.

• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)

• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)

• Probably insane.

• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.

• Cooking fast and fresh with West.

• Swears a lot.

• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.

• His "minions" are his fans/servants.

• Mishapocalypse.

• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.

• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.

• Obsession with kale.

• Indian-Russian accent.

• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.

• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.

• Bluest eyes to ever blue.

Person: Why are you wearing a pet hair dress?
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!

Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!

by MishaGirl March 26, 2017