Phoenix collegiate

Phoenix is such a shit school tmmm getting reports for no reason the food is dry and nasty and they charge u like £1.80 for food 💀they only give £2.30 for free school meals 😢 the teachers are nasty 😍

"I'm going to Phoenix collegiate!"
"U gonna go to therapy too?"

by Bigmanmrsmith October 11, 2021

Collegiate A Cappella

Music done by college students involving only voices and no instruments. Usually sounds stupid and worse than the original hits because the performers are drunk and care more about getting laid. There are some good groups, but mostly just a soloist sucking and the rest of the group going "doo-doo."

Kayne West: Yo Off the Beat, I'm really happy for you guys, and I'm gonna let you finish, but the original artists had better versions of the songs you covered.

Ivygate blog: Worst College A Cappella group is Chord on Blues

Oscar Wilde: Collegiate A Cappella? Sounds like getting dildo up my ass.

by MusicLover4life December 14, 2009

richland collegiate high school

A great idea in theory to get 2 years of college for free, but then you realize after only a day that you have entered high school hell. If high school weren't awkward enough. It is composed of an impossible curriculum see senior capstone and teachers who hate their lives.

If it were not for the friends made (if any) completing this program is completely impossible

Warning: may suffer from lack of sleep, suicidal thoughts, commit murder, lose your religion from swearing so much, and various mental conditions

Similar names: RCHS; Hell

Kid 1 : Hey where do you go to school?

Kid 2 : Richland Collegiate High School.

Kid 1 : aww I am so sorry.

Those teachers from RCHS suck!

A: Did you hear what happened to Tom from RCHS

B: Yeah I heard he committed murder from lack of sleep and is now in a mental facility.

A: sucks for him

by napkin fiasco November 13, 2009

sheldon williams collegiate

rep the fucken c

Alex pittroff: Wanna smoke some ganj at the c?

*the next day*

mason hart: yOU SmoKEd ALl OuR KuSH LasT NigHt aT tHe C?

sheldon williams collegiate

by bigbossrickrossmonstercock April 5, 2019

York Memorial Collegiate Institute

Probably the greastest high school in the history of North York. Built in 1917 to Honor War Veterans, it holds around 100 Championships ranging from the early years till present. Not only excelling in atletics, YMCI sports a widely known R.U.S.H program which excels in preparing students for university.

A: Hey im planning to go to Mackenzie
B: EWW wat wrong with you, go to the best school there is
A: whats that :O
B: YORK MEMORIAL COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE:D

by memoian December 6, 2009

Western Sierra Collegiate Academy

A charter school in California, founded in 2009, it is the stereotypical liberal school that would much rather have your money than the pleasure to indoctrinate children into university “educated” nimrods that ruins the State. Known to have the most deficient high school football team and the most level headed women’s cross country team, this school only benefits the 33% of graduates that became worse than when they went through the education system. Known for LGBTQ+ pandering and virtue signals while pocketing school dance funds and establishing a cult-like choir group

Duke: Bro... this school I go to has the worst football team
Mack: Oh, you go to Western Sierra Collegiate Academy then

by Disgruntled Student 2015-2016 November 25, 2020

Collegiate Academy

One of the utmost respected high schools in America and has been named the #2 high school in PA for many years. It is known for it's extreme nerdom and it's ASL team who are considered the elites of the school by the administrators, but in reality no one really cares about them.

Billy: Hey Tommy i just got accepted to Collegiate Academy!
Tommy: That's great, you just proved you are a nerd.
Billy: Well at least i won't end up working at Taco Bell for the rest of my life like the central kids.
Tommy: That's true.

by CA nerd February 12, 2009