colinism

1.something that is, was, or will be annoying. 2.has a strong British accent and likes to break computers 3. Likes dragons, star wars, or star trek

Guy 1: Dang! This computer just froze, dude!
Guy 2: Wow, you bloody brit, you just colinismed

by tyrueioworui April 17, 2010

colinesque

1. Characterizes a person who suffers from a case of extreme procrastination.
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do

Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.

Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...

by andrei radu April 23, 2007

colins mom

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.

Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013

colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

colinoscopy

When your boss Colin is so far up your ass he knows what you had for breakfast.

Oh no, I forget to submit my report...ill be getting my Colinoscopy before noon!!

by FunTimes July 1, 2005

colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004

Colinstache

1. Someone who thinks their mustache is 70's Big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.

The colinstache looked right at home shirtless and gazing off into nothing.

by Sterling75 June 5, 2010