coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes

TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"

by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004

Coining

Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.

Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.

by Da_Captain June 13, 2006

Clining

When you have given up on improving yourself, but don't necessarily want to let yourself go.... you're just clining.

I saw Jenny for the first time in a while the other day...

Yeah? Did she look good?

I mean, she looks the same. She's clining bruh.

by Alliebama September 22, 2017

Coining

The sexual practice of inserting forms of tender, usually coins, into the vagina or anus(known as chocolate coining), notes, cheques or postal orders can also be used.

"I was coining this bird last night, she was jangling all the way home"

by Calum at Heriot Watt January 21, 2008

Colin-ing

The act of mishearing/eavesdropping , and then proceeding to reinterpret that word or phase to the eavesdrop-pee

*actual conversation
Hey Rob did you hear about that new essay in Miss Theriault's class?
Yeah that was insane, why do we need 7 paragraphs to explain that short story?

*Colin-ing
Whoa, what about cactus sex?!!

by Sandwhich_God January 29, 2012

coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Covining

Covining The craft of using logical fallacies to move forward a desired political outcome.

After months of reports concerning the dangers of corona virus the people realized they had been a victim of covining by mainstream media after the elections of 2020.

by Worried Eastsider July 18, 2020