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Colfax Lie

Any kind of trickery or scam or misconception. Often found on Colfax or at carnival games. When something appears one way but is the complete opposite. A deceitful act of pure trickery most often fulfilled by a tweaked on Colfax. A Colfax lie often known for the lies that are a daily event on Colfax.
1st tweaker: Hey man I can't find my dope.
2ND tweaker: seriously. Oh man let me help u look for it!

(Mean while second tweaker has jacked his dope his trickery is a Colfax Lie)
by StiNA TrASh WhITe October 1, 2016
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Colfax pants

Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.
Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!
by Whatsisname6 August 3, 2009
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Colfax, Iowa

An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.
Frank : Where are you from man?
Bob : Colfax, Iowa.
Frank : That's unfortunate
by cameldick69 April 7, 2016
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colfax hi-five

Although it may refer to any punch to the face, it specifically describes a punch to the face that occurs outside and in an urban setting.
That's when the mime surprised Chauncy with one hell of a Colfax hi-five.
by FancySam March 24, 2014
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Colfax Credibility

Col•fax Cred•i•bil•i•ty
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun

-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.

1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".
by rbrightwell19 September 1, 2013
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Colfax Gentleman

When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.
by Daredick November 5, 2018
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Colfax Hot

1. A woman that is of low quality but still attractive enough to engage in sexual activity with.

2. A semi-attractive woman that looks like a drug addict, prostitute or both; but might not be. And you'd still wanna smash.
3. See Skanky-Hot
Dude 1: Did you see that chick with her tits hangin out at Wal-Mart? I'd hit it but I don't know..
Dude 2: I'd smash that bitch, she kinda nasty but she's Colfax Hot at least.
by Jimmy TwoDicks420 July 16, 2018
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