Coleslaw

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Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long
My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself
by Madeleine Milan December 27, 2015
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#coleslaw

A woman who sleeps with another woman's man knowing he is taken.. She is a woman who is not good Enough to be the main dish like his steak.. So she's a side dish..
I wish #coleslaw would find her own man and leave taken men alone.
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coleslaw

1) interchangeable with the words awesome, amazing, incredible etc

2) a mayo based side dish
1) john: how was that party last night?
ben: it was fucking COLESLAW man!!!

2) seriously wtf is this shit on the side of my plate???
by coleslaw freedom fighter July 19, 2009
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coleslaw

The miscarriage resulting from sex between two cabbage patch dolls.
Oh, dude! Those cabbage patch dolls have been breeding again! There's coleslaw all over my little sister's bed!
by aceya May 05, 2006
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1. A salad that consists of cabbage, carrot, and other boring things with a coleslaw sauce, that tastes similar to mayonnaise.
2. and Exclamation of victory, created by an ad featuring Mitchell Johnson, an Australian cricketer.
1.IS that COLESLAW, EWWW!
2.-gets person out- COLESLAW!
by someawesomeperson March 13, 2008
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coleslaw

The other white treat, excellent with Sausage, Pickles and Beer or wine.

Coleslaw can be made of green or any combination green/red cabbage. Done properly it's fucking delicious.

Some coleslaw can be made with wine, such as weinkraut (wine cabbage), or if you're cheap, dunk it in beer.

Contrary to the other two definitions it has nothing to do with the definers' mothers' unkept genitalia.

Coleslaw is actually a solid version of an energy drink, it'll fill you up, it'll provide the "gas" needed to fuel you inner God.

That way you can be the fury you always wanted.

Besides that it'really great with the right spices, just beware you bowels afterward.

Ciao
Me: Fuck yeah! Coleslaw!
You: Oh crap! I'm about to get all French , but since you were kind enough to provide that delicious coleslaw I'll go
and fart in someone else's general direction.
Me: We've got the power...I'm glad I'm armed...
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