feral cosplayer

A cosplayer who displays ungodly amounts of energy, and gives off rat vibes. These feral cosplayers are usually seen invading your for you page on TikTok, they will often be cosplaying from Danganronpa and almost always have at least one of the following included in their cosplay;

a double grommet belt, a lot of hairclips, messy eye makeup, a very blushed nose, worms on a string, Demonia boots and kandi.

"Did you see ___'s Kokichi Ouma cosplay? They've become a feral cosplayer."

by gc.saucee May 6, 2020

coldplayception

A Coldplayer's unmistakeable feeling that the number 42 follows them around in every aspect of life.

Though I suppose it's more than just a feeling, IT'S TRUTH.

when you randomly look at a Coldplay tagged post and it has 42 notes - COLDPLAYCEPTION!.

by glassesofwater July 26, 2011

cosplayer

a person who dresses up like a character from a manga or anime series, a movie, a videogame, etc
see cosplay

"dude, look at that naruto cosplayer"

by Felipe.SudokuX January 22, 2009

Coldplay Injury

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

by Ezomz August 6, 2013

coldplayerism

Something a guy who hates coldplay descirbes. They try to make Chris Martin(Married to Gwenyth Paltrow btw) seem bad when really they are so jealous of Coldplays amazingness.

Every tear every tear is a waterfall
Coldplay stole that ! And don't start being a coldplayerism
Shut up, They are amazing, Go die in a freakin' hole!

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

Coldplay

A fantastic British Alternative Rock Band(experimented with many different genres by now), band consists of Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman, and Will Champion. They have released 6 studio albums to date, Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, X and Y, Viva La Vida or Death and all his Friends, Mylo Xyloto, and their latest being Ghost Stories in 2014. All the members are very talented and have equal parts in most songs. Coldplay has their own unique sound and every one of their albums has it's own unique sound which is fucking awesome, seriously they have never made the same album twice. One of the biggest selling acts of the 2000s so far. Liked by many by Criticized by some on here that for some reason hate music that isn't all repetitive pop bullshit, so kindly suck my ass if you don't like them. Have songs that are slow and mellow but still great, and also really high energy songs. Also are amazing live. Major hits include Viva la Vida, Clocks, Paradise, The Scientist, Yellow, Fix You, Speed of Sound, A Sky Full Of Stars

I turned on the radio and Coldplay came on and my day immediately became better.

by Joe 312 August 14, 2014

coldplay

coldplay : To pre-game so hard with friends before a concert (ideally actual Coldplay concert) for which you paid a lot of $$$ that you and a friend pass out at the entrance of the concert stadium even before the concert starts and have to be taken to the medical room.

Do not coldplay at the concert. We got work tomorrow.

by friend and memories July 3, 2018