Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

coitus interuptus

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

by D and A June 13, 2005

Coatus Interruptus

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."

by Disco duck March 18, 2014

coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

coipus interruptus

This is a very effective way of birth control. Before the male ejaculates inside the pink vagina remove it. This may make a mess on your bed, but it will keep you from getting pregnant for sure.

He used coipus interruptus, but the man yogurt got on by face.

by KMichael February 23, 2011

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

Coitus Interuptus

When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.

by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010