Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

by Quagman November 27, 2012

coitus

What Sheldon Cooper says instead of sex

Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...

by bored17936 July 31, 2012

Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004

Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

by Miq2u December 9, 2012

coitus

fancy way to say fuck

Wanna coitus?! ;)

by Sugar mama May 13, 2004

coitus interuptus

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

by D and A June 13, 2005