coffinstalker

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

by Stainie March 29, 2010

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Coffinspire

A song that, although of a notoriously dark or macabre genre, is still inspirational and uplifting.

Examples of Coffinspire songs include:

The Path (Human Abstract)
Polaris (human Abstract)
Ex Nihilo (Becoming the Archetype)
The Monolith (Becoming the Archetype)
Composure (August Burns Red)
The Crusade (Trivium)

and of Course,

Coffinspire (Norma Jean)

by Cupcake 3030150 November 1, 2008

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Coffinist • Coffinism • coffinstalker • coffining • Boffinistic • caffeinist • codeinist • coffiesta • coffinized • coffinpost

coffiesta

A combination of a coffee and a siesta, you drink a coffee set your alarm for 15 to 30 minutes (desired nap time), go to sleep and when you wake up the coffee will have kicked in giving you maximum awakening.

Just going to have a quick coffiesta

by The Real Pat Steele May 16, 2018

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coinist

Racism but for coins

Bob: I don’t like nickels.

Jeff: That’s pretty coinist of you

by Squirrel Time May 27, 2020

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Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.

“I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”

by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025

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