coffin

0.25, 0.5, or 1mg xanax pills, which are shaped like oval "coffins" instead of "bars".

I just popped a couples coffins and I'm about ready to pass out.

by Ho0 July 23, 2006

coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper January 4, 2016

the coffin

Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.

Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!

by universaldonkey November 13, 2007

coffinous

SLEEP IN YOUR OWN DEATH WAKE IN YOUR OWN SLEEP

WHEN YOU COFFINOUS ABOUT IT, LIVEN YOUR DEATH DIEING YOUR DREAM,

by GENBOO JAMES ANDERSON November 25, 2013

coffin

when one farts whilst in the shower stall, closet or some small box like structure trapping the smell inside.

Jeremy laughed when he realized he coffined himself again.

by arthur hawthorne January 6, 2011

coffin

A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.

Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.

by Däni October 13, 2007

coffin

Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.

"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"

"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"

"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"

by Please Use December 29, 2010