Coffin 

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.

My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.

Coffin by Joe Iron February 16, 2008

Coffin 

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

Coffin by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Coffin 

A place where the coffin dancers play with a dead body

Coffin dance.

Coffin by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

Coffin 

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party

I just did the coffin with sarah

Coffin by Tronamious May 12, 2023

Coffin 

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night

Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.

Coffin by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

coffin guys 

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy

me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies

coffin guys by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

coffin sex 

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

coffin sex by un-named August 29, 2006