Coffigens

The mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.

Dude there is no way I'm getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

Man I am laggin, I need some coffigens

or

Jeeze dude I just hit the 3-o'clock wall I need coffigens in a hurry...

by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009

cloffice

noun: a former closet converted into office space

Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.

by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

choffice

noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.

Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.

To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.

My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.

by creaternity April 30, 2006

Cloffice

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.

Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!

by marching_baritone July 17, 2011

croffice

Craft room / office combination. A multi purpose room to be used by a crafty business savvy woman.

I just redecorated my croffice.

by Beautiful revivals September 5, 2013

coffie

Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.

Man, he has a coffie!

by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008

Cloffice

Hybrid between an office and a closet

My dad touches little kids in his cloffice

by Mr. Prillo May 24, 2019