Codswallap

Talking shit.

He was speaking absolute codswallap. He started saying things like David Tennant is my you know what.

by Dr Giraffe August 12, 2010

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What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

codswallop

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"

by edjog November 7, 2005

Codswallop

Bullshit

Guy : Hey, I'm pregnant
Friend : That's just a codswallop, you're not even pregnant.

by human8892 February 3, 2018

rodwalloper

1. wanker
2. one who deceives herself

That John Howard is such a fucking rodwalloper.

by Norbert Colon April 7, 2005

Codswallop

Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught

by Suikodenfan88 August 2, 2010

codswollop

An unfashionable phrase used by people who think they are cool, irish or my english teacher

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002