coconutb

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain

" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"

by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019

Coconutbay

When a person laughs so hysterically hard they pee themself and rinse off in the resort kiddy pool.

Kim pulled a coconutbay when she saw Dave fall down a flight of stairs on his butt, after exiting the lazy river.

by JC-Fro January 15, 2021

coconutballs_bitch

is a creator on tiktok that has 364 followers for posting sunrises and other random stuff.

person a: “hey do u follow coconutballs_bitch”
person b: “no i don’t i will look them up right now”

by coconutballs_bitch August 26, 2021

coconutjob

a boob job while the lady is wearing a coconut bikini. (the bikini need not remain on the entire time). Use of coconut shavings is highly recommended. The average price as of this posting is 5 dollars.

I'll pay you 5 bucks for a coconutjob.
You can ask for a coconutjob after a massage in tropical locations.

by DePaulCTI November 5, 2007

coconutoilism

A person who is so hipster that they try hard so so hard to be hipster that they are on a no cal diet and only go to vegan restaurants even thou they no vego.

"Hey look at that mother fucking coconutoilst, what a hoe....do you believe in coconutoilism"?

by Jostylm jostd August 28, 2017

coconutboo

coconutboo is a hot sexy person who every man desires to get with he often goes for buff men with big man tittys

omg did you see coconutboos new video they are so sexy

by yourdadshot September 16, 2021

Coconutoreo

A couple made up of a Hispanic that is brown on the outside and white on the inside dating an African-American that is black on the out side and white on the inside.

What is Tianna doing with that beaner Carlos?

Chill dog, that's a coconutoreo! Look they both got pocket protectors!

Shit dog, they white.

by Alex(Alejandro) May 14, 2012