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cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.
When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.
by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004
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cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.
that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?
by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008
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Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".
I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.
by chompums November 3, 2009
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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.
by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008
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Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010
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Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.
"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"
by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017
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