cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

by *Patches* September 26, 2005

cockwaffle

Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

by Eric Lander October 26, 2008

Cockwaffle

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018

cockwaffle

A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere

Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms

by John Waffels May 1, 2008

Cockwamble

A funny insult, when someone’s annoying you but u don’t wanna be too harsh

“Keegan stop acting like a cockwamble”

by 1TS M3 July 13, 2020

Cockwarble

The involuntary pre-ejaculatory movement of the penis immediately preceding orgasm.

As Karen was tonguing my frenulum she felt my cockwarble and got her mouth open just in time.

by Mike Oksuge September 18, 2021

cockwaddle

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character

"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."

by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018