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Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.
Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!
by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014
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cockwashing station

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014
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cockfarting

by D-san July 16, 2003
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cockwagging

Cockwagging, verb, the act of wagging one's dick in a poor attempt to demonstrate superiority over women, (especially in CoK the west also know as big castle syndrome)
Cockwagging! Wow she has a really good point! Nah forget it he’s a cockwagger he won’t listen even though she’s right.
by Mg1602 November 15, 2020
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cockwashing

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.
'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'
by bookshop lady May 11, 2022
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