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Coochie-Concussion

A concussion induced (or a relapse of concussion symptoms) by railing a female’s coochie so hard that your brain can no longer take it.
“Hey Christian, you alright bro?” -Jay

“Nah man I used that position on her again-“-Christian

“The one where your head is laying to her side and your hands are on her cheeks?” -Jay

“Yeah! Anyway so I was using that position again and I think it gave me another coochie-concussion” -Christian

“Damn bro you outta lay off the coochie for awhile” Jay
by Intellectual Brutality December 10, 2020
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Verbal Concussion

A condition you may experience after being verbally abused by an individual or group of people that make no sense and leave you feeing less intelligent for even having listen to them.
I had a verbal concussion after listening to “news”.
by Van who owns a van. August 27, 2021
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Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)
Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.
by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009
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concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.
Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything
by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019
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concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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